Grinning Golden Garden Buddy: A Not-So-Furry Garden Friend

Meet the most jovial garden inhabitant you'll never have to feed! Our Grinning Golden Buddy is the epitome of canine cuteness, immortalized in tan poly-resin and guaranteed not to chase the mailman.

At a tail-wagging size of 21'' H X 13'' W X 19'' D and a featherlight 12 lb, this pup is the perfect pet for plant lovers and the allergy-prone.

No shedding, no feeding, no problem! Get ready to fetch compliments from every visitor – this charming statue is a true pedigree in garden decor. It's not just a statue; it's a statement that says, "I love dogs, and I have a fabulous garden!"

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